One day, A girl received a phone call.

She answered and a voice said,

"I am the viper," and she immediately hung up the phone.

Later, the phone rang again.

She picked up the phone and the same voice said,

"I am the viper," then she hung it again.

Moments later, The doorbell rang.

"I am the viper. I'm here to vipe and vash your vindows."

LOLOLOL.